On Tue, 17 Aug 2004 11:11:27 GMT, "David F. Eisan"
calmly ranted:

See a Rabbi.

Oh, that's something else, nevermind...

I believe you were referring to theese, Meester Ironmonger:

--Three Samurai--

Once upon a time a powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief
Samurai.

Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish
Samurai.

"Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor. The Japanese
samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box, and released a fly.
He drew his samurai sword and "swish"; the fly fell to the floor,
neatly divided in two!

"What a feat!" said the Emperor. "Number Two Samurai, show me what
you cando." The Chinese samurai smiled confidently, stepped forward
and opened a tiny box, releasing a fly. He drew his samurai sword and
"swish, swish"; the fly fell to the floor, neatly quartered!

"That is skill!" nodded the Emperor. "How are you going to top that,
Number Three Samurai?" Number Three Samurai stepped forward, opened a
tiny box, released one fly, drew his Samurai sword, and "swoooooosh"
flourished his sword so mightily that a gust of wind blew through the
room. But the fly was still buzzing around!

In disappointment, the Emperor said, "What kind of skill is that? The
fly isn't even dead."

"Dead, schmed," replied the Jewish Samurai. "Dead is easy.
Circumcision--THAT takes skill!"

--/Three Samurai--

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