"Paper2002AD" wrote in message
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Yeah, but his complaint

Did I say he complained?

about squeaky floorboards is supremely valid, and
highlights a very common and very critical source of marital conflict.

We don't have that.

How can he creep up to bed without waking you, after a late night out with
the
boys,

He doesn't like boys. He prefers a woman. Me.

if the boards squeak?

I wonder if anyone else understood what I said ...

Mary