John Cochran wrote:
zxcvbob wrote:
wrote:

Are you man enough to stop the saw blade with your teeth?
We're having a contest. The first man to stop the blade from
spinning using only their teeth, wins the saw. The saw to be
used will be a 15Amp Milwaukee circular saw, with a carbide
combination blade. Are you man enough to try?

For the chainsaw, flip the kill switch or the chain brake.
Depending on where it's located on a Stihl, you might can pull
the sparkplug wire off. (You might get a really nasty shock.)

I haven't figured out the circular saw yet; maybe bite the guy
holding the saw so he lets go of the trigger or drops the saw.

Circular saw is easy. Just grab the cord with your teeth and
unplug it.

HA! You both keep on thinkin' that way. I already ordered
new brake pads that will fit my dentures.

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