"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
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IMM wrote:

"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
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It gets better and better....


It's all down to those new fangled polymerised timber trees they

grow

now.... that where you get plastic wood from you know ;-)


Don't be silly John. Everyone knows its because all the timbers
now

go

to university and get a certificate of Political Correctness.


So they are full of saps, then?


Let's not branch out on that one....


How else are we going to get the root of the problem?

Easy, take a leaf out of my book..

What would be the resin for that?

Get knotted.

I'm stumped!

No surprises, there then.

You never do surprise me.


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