Mark wrote:

"Andy Hall" wrote in message
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On Thu, 15 Jan 2004 10:10:58 +0000 (GMT), Dave Plowman
wrote:

It gets better and better....


It's all down to those new fangled polymerised timber trees they grow
now.... that where you get plastic wood from you know ;-)



Don't be silly John. Everyone knows its because all the timbers now go
to university and get a certificate of Political Correctness.

So they are full of saps, then?

Let's not branch out on that one....


How else are we going to get the root of the problem?



Easy, take a leaf out of my book..


Mark