"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
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On Thu, 10 Jun 2021 18:54:19 +0100, gareth evans
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On 10/06/2021 17:36, Commander Kinsey wrote:
Tap instead of click.
App instead of program.
Fewer instead of less (even though more has no equivalent).
Slowed up instead of slowed down (slow is less speed, so must be down).
People who write computer programs that say "hello world" and nothing
else - clearly that program doesn't have the intelligence to say hello.
Bothering to distinguish between burned and burnt.
Forward instead of forwards.
Listen up and park up instead of listen and park
Heads up.
Heads doesn't work.