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Ed Pawlowski[_3_] Ed Pawlowski[_3_] is offline
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Default How to fix a bus.

Most of us are here to discuss home repair. This is a similar
discussion about a disabled bus

Bus with passengers heads downhill when driver realizes he has no
brakes. He is a professional driver with much experience and scrapes off
speed with gears and hand brake, rubbing the curb, and comes to a stop
safely. He calls for reserve bus while all wait.
Engineer passenger checks and says "I see the issue where the designer
routed brake lines too close to engine heat source. I bet that is your
issue. I could redesign this safely in my office."
Mechanic onboard investigates and says " If I had my tools I could cut
and crimp here and re-route line and we could be on our way."
Computer specialist says "We should push it to the top of the hill and
come down again to see if it fixes itself."