"Homo sapiens non urinat in ventum."

'A wise man does not **** into the wind'

very useful thing to know when you're rowing during the winter.

My latin is virtually non-existant, but that doesn't look like
a good translation, to me. Seems as if it ought to be ad ventum,
if you want into/towards the wind. non unrinat in ventum looks like
"go inside to ****, if it's windy" to me. Placement, as opposed to
orientation.

-Goedjn