In alt.home.repair, on Tue, 20 Apr 2021 03:43:21 -0700 (PDT), Dean
Hoffman wrote:

32 Pictures of Dummy Attacks
https://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/human-being-fails
Some of the pictures show home owner fails.

The one who's afraid she will drown her baby should be hired to do
research on vaccines.

My sister in law just told me that the Corona vaccine causes sterility,
and it might cause drowning also.



Some other good ones too. (Not all, but some very good ones.)



I still have a bottle of mercury my father gave me when I was 7 years
old. I hope it hasn't evaporated.


And ever since I knocked over the ladder and had to jump down from the
attic ONTO the ladder, I put a phone extension in my attic and I unlock
the front door before I go up there.