On Mon, 12 Apr 2021 15:47:36 -0700, David P wrote:

For Maximum Protection, Vaccine Now Offered In Continuous IV Drip You
Carry Around For The Rest Of Your Life
https://babylonbee.com/news/for-maxi...e-now-offered-
in-continuous-iv-drip-you-carry-around-for-the-rest-of-your-life

Good Samaritan Sees Man Being Oppressed By Police,
Rushes Over To Loot A Target
https://babylonbee.com/news/good-sam...-oppressed-by-
police-and-goes-to-loot-a-target

Media Relieved To Be Covering The Good Kind Of Riots Again
https://babylonbee.com/news/media-re...-covering-the-
good-kind-of-riots

Pope Announces Vaccine Selfies Can Now Be Turned In To Spring A Relative
Out Of Purgatory
https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-ann...elfies-can-be-
turned-in-to-spring-a-relative-out-of-purgatory

'It Is Still Not Safe To Go Outside,' Says Fauci's Head In A Jar In Year
2739
https://babylonbee.com/news/it-is-st...e-says-faucis-
head-in-a-jar-in-year-2739

Gaps In Border Wall To Be Plugged Up With Trillions Of Freshly Printed
Dollars
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-pr...ns-of-dollars-
to-plug-gaps-in-border-wall

New Disney+ Premium Service Will Send A Satanist Drag Queen To Your
House To Teach Your Kids About Communism
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-disn...e-will-send-a-
satanist-drag-queen-to-your-house-to-teach-your-kids-about-communism

Nation Braces For Most Peaceful Protests Yet
https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-b...l-protests-yet

God not up to it ?