For Maximum Protection, Vaccine Now Offered In Continuous
IV Drip You Carry Around For The Rest Of Your Life
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Good Samaritan Sees Man Being Oppressed By Police,
Rushes Over To Loot A Target
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Media Relieved To Be Covering The Good Kind Of Riots Again
https://babylonbee.com/news/media-re...-kind-of-riots

Pope Announces Vaccine Selfies Can Now Be Turned In
To Spring A Relative Out Of Purgatory
https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-ann...t-of-purgatory

'It Is Still Not Safe To Go Outside,' Says Fauci's Head
In A Jar In Year 2739
https://babylonbee.com/news/it-is-st...r-in-year-2739

Gaps In Border Wall To Be Plugged Up With Trillions Of
Freshly Printed Dollars
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-pr...in-border-wall

New Disney+ Premium Service Will Send A Satanist Drag Queen
To Your House To Teach Your Kids About Communism
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-disn...bout-communism

Nation Braces For Most Peaceful Protests Yet
https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-b...l-protests-yet