On 3/15/21 9:28 AM, Grumpy Old White Guy wrote:
So I'm waiting for a package from a merchant 500 miles away.Â* The
package started its journey 128 hours ago.Â* I still have not received
the package.

At little math reveals that the package is moving through the FedEx
system at about 3.9 MPH.


Ironically, a bing search revealed that even the Pony Express averaged
10MPH...using horses.

https://stories.wf.com/pony-express-...fast-fearless/


And doesn't the "Ex" in FedEx stand for express?



Congratulations FedEx, you're now slower than the post office!


Mebbe so...but a FedEx delivery won't leave any horse poop in your lawn
or driveway

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I hate it when people act all intellectual and stuff...talking about
Mozart and Beethoven when theyve never even seen one of their paintings