So I'm waiting for a package from a merchant 500 miles away. The package started its journey 128 hours ago. I still have not received the package.

At little math reveals that the package is moving through the FedEx system at about 3.9 MPH.


Ironically, a bing search revealed that even the Pony Express averaged 10MPH...using horses.

https://stories.wf.com/pony-express-...fast-fearless/


And doesn't the "Ex" in FedEx stand for express?



Congratulations FedEx, you're now slower than the post office!