"newshound" wrote in message
o.uk...
On 10/03/2021 17:55, Tim+ wrote:
The Natural Philosopher wrote:
...two crows falling down the chimney - presumably engaging in sexual
activities.

I don't even mind them knocking off all the lampshades, from the wall
lights, but I do draw the line at them ****ting on the walls and floor.

Sigh.


You need a bird guard on your chimney. Once youve had to extract a
chimney full of twigs dropped by a magpie nesting in your chimney you dont
ever leave a chimney unguarded.

Tim

Having had one put up against the jackdaws last year, the buggers are
still there bouncing up and down on my TV aeriel, trying to dislodge it.
Three of them last time I looked.

Time for the shotgun.