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Default OT: CNBC Touts TRIPLE-Masking For Best Protection Against COVID-19


On Wed, 27 Jan 2021 19:48:21 -0500, posted for all of us to
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On Wed, 27 Jan 2021 13:20:16 -0500, Dave wrote:

Remember when twin razor blades came out? The first blade, we were told in ads, pulled the hair out a bit and the second blade lopped it off, giving you a
closer shave.

Then there were three blades. Then four. Now there are even five-blade razors. More is always better.

That?s what?s happening with masks. After all the supposed top brains, including Dr. Anthony Fauci, told us as the COVID-19 pandemic was just hitting the U.S.
that we didn?t need to wear them. Then they said,"Wear one." Then Fauci, America's top immunologist, suggested that maybe two is better than one. And now, CNBC
says, hey, if two is better than one, then three is better than two, right?

On a CNBC program hosted by former Fox News host Shep Smith, former CBS/MSNBC/NBC correspondent and host Contessa Brewer said three is better than two, citing
"experts."


https://www.dailywire.com/news/cnbc-...ainst-covid-19


Maybe you masktards should throw a layer or two of Saran wrap in your masks as well?


Saturday Night Live did a skit on the razors when the two blade first
came out joking that it would be 3, 4 then 5. I am sure someone at
Gillette said "Hey there's an idea".

The 2 mask thing is just to see how gullible we are. I expect to see a
motorized propeller beany out soon that "blows the virus away".

Ron Poleil is probably saying "Hey" right now,
"But wait, there's more. It's solar powered to prevent climate change
too, call the number on your screen to order".


Wait, the hospital lights will have to be changed to make them solar panel
friendly. Al Gore has a supply ready for a 'nice' price and makes sure the
solar panels are compatible with the lights, he's got a panel of experts and
leaders available both inside and outside the news media and gov't to approve
the distribution. He's got a cadre of persons of any ilk to swap the new lights
out. Of course this will have to push to vax aside to make way for the
manufacturing and distribution. (MASK) A new arm of the gov't will have to be
formed to closely regulate and interpret the rules. A new mask with a new
material will have to made so the solar lights do not deteriorate them.
Existing masks are not approved and must be returned to the mask disposal
agency (MDA) All personnel will not be allowed outside during daylight hours
unless deemed essential. Travel is strictly regulated and prior approval is
required. Travel by train is recommended. (TBT)) The termination of the new
regulations will be determined in the future; not prior to 2030 (MASKTERM). If
Dr Fauci is unable to interface with Al Gore then a successor must be voted on
and approved by a special committee of congress (SQUAD). Further regulations
and conditions will be formed as we progress through this. (Speed Warp). If one
is observed not following the rules then a special cadre of enforcers will deal
the trouble (FUMIGATE). Travel into the USA will not be regulated and is
encouraged, travel FROM is strictly forbidden unless it is to the Cayman island
for a limited group (CAYMAN).

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