On Mon, 28 Dec 2020 14:38:01 +0000, williamwright wrote:

On 28/12/2020 14:11, ARW wrote:

Well that will look like a cows **** when using brushed chrome sockets.

A cattle farmer of my acquaintance got married. As we were fitting CCTV
in the cattle shed a few weeks later I asked him how the marriage was
working out. With a friendly slap on a nearby milker's back he said,
"Ohhh, she's alright! Big sloppy **** just like this lass!"

Bill

Many years ago a guy got caught interfering with a cow, and some wag put
an announcement in the local paper saying the parents of Daisy would like
to announce the engagement of their daughter to John Stokes.
signed Mr and Mrs Heffer.