In alt.home.repair, on Thu, 17 Dec 2020 06:59:18 -0800 (PST),
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On Thursday, December 17, 2020 at 8:06:39 AM UTC-5, slate_leeper wrote:

I bought one. The cutting blade broke almost immediately. Fiskars told
me they would replace the blade under warranty "THIS TIME." So much
for lifetime warranty....

I guess it's for the lifetime of the loppers you paid for, not your lifetime.

When I was in college I bought some Bic pens -- I think they only had
the very simplest ones (clear plastic with a separate blue cap) then --
and it stopped working after a couple days. Their slogan was "Writes
first time, every time". I took it back to the bookstore and was told,
"Well it wrote the first time, didn't it?" Every pen worked the first
time, every first time.

I don't remember if this was before or after another one leaked in my
shirt pocket, ruined the shirt.

Cindy Hamilton