On 11 Dec 2020 09:50:39 GMT, Bob Eager wrote:

On Fri, 11 Dec 2020 09:12:32 +0000, John J Armstrong wrote:

'Sorry darling, I think the battery is flat and only grandad can replace
it, we will have to wait till we see him next ...'. ;-)

Cheers, T i m

p.s. Get her a drum kit next Xmyth ... weg

I remember my SIL (who didn't have a clue) buying some very noisy toys
for our two when they were young.

We waited ten years until she had a sprog, and boy did we retaliate...

Revenge is a dish best served ... with a bank of airhorns!

Cheers, T i m