Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients…
Submitted by Hewey Dewey 2018-10-03

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the
operating table.

The first surgeon says, “I like to see accountants on my operating
table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”

The second responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is color coded.”

The third surgeon says, “No, I really think librarians are the best,
everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”

The fourth surgeon chimes in, “You know, I like construction workers,
those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the
end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.”

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, “You’re all
wrong. Lawyers are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart,
and no spine, and the head and ass are interchangeable.”