"George" george@least wrote in message ...
Susan Was My Best Option

(Local ordinance)

Nice One George, Why didnt I think of that years ago? ... Now, my
SWMBO is called Nikki (which doesn't fit your explaination very well)
and although not a nursey type she is a Podiatrist so does have a few
odds and sods lying around to patch me up

Tim G-C