On 18/08/2020 18:14, Mike Halmarack wrote:
On Tue, 18 Aug 2020 17:24:07 +0100, "Jim GM4DHJ ..."
wrote:

Got a text from my dentist saying aerosol work under the NHS is banned
but if you go private they can do it....would this be correct ? .....

Not sure about the aerosol, it's the other end of the alimentary canal
that I'm having problems with.


Reminds me of the Swedish chemist sketch.

Chemist with swedish accent...

Chemist: May I help you sir?
Punter: Yes, I'm after some deoderant.
Chemist: Ball or aerosol?
Punter: Neither, it's for my armpits.