On 12/08/2020 19:11, ARW wrote:
On 10/08/2020 18:05, GB wrote:
On 10/08/2020 17:48, ARW wrote:
On 10/08/2020 16:33, wrote:
A few ways to go forth & cool off:

1. spray the roof with water repeatedly
2. put a fan in the window during the evening, it blows in outside
air that's cooler

I'll leave more for you...


Tell the gf she has put weight on during lockdown and wait for the
cold shoulder.


You kept quiet about it so far, or you're speaking from experience?


Experience.

I did not tell her that until I had finished shagged her.


You could have dropped a hint, like 'the bed seems to be
sagging/squeaking more than usual'