Neil Kelly wrote:

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it,
or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a
good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".

In other words, a Republican believes that atomistic individualism is the
answer for everything, while a Democrat joins with other like-minded persons
to get what he wants. This is why Republicans consistently get rolled in
politics and why it's mostly the Democratic agenda that has been enacted,
often with the assistance of Republican politicians, over the last 90 years.
The Republican mindset is useless in the political arena, and the GOP is a
fake political party that should be replaced by one that actually represents
the interests of the typical Republican voter.