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Default If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

On 7/18/2020 3:46 AM, Bob O. Cratt wrote:
On 7/17/20 10:07 PM, Bob F wrote:
On 7/17/2020 6:34 PM, Bob F wrote:
On 7/17/2020 6:12 PM, Bob F wrote:
On 7/17/2020 5:56 PM, Neil Kelly wrote:


If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned
for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion
silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about
shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can
have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".



And if a Repub doesn't want an abortion, he tries to outlaw them
even though they are allowed by the law and declared Constitutional.

And if a Repub wants a huge tax break, he gives all of it to
billionaires.

And if a Repub doesn't like what someone is peacefully protesting
for, he declares them terrorists and wants the Army to shoot them
all. But if they show up and waves assault rifles in legislators
faces, he cheers.

And if a Repub doesn't like who someone wants to marry, he tries to
prohibit that, even though a state wants it legal.

And if a Repub doesn't like that a state wants to protect it's
children by considering safety, he wants to ORDER all schools to
open. (He used to say he was for state rights.)

And if a Repub doesn't like wearing a mask, he declares that no city
in his dtate can require masks.


And A Rupub "predident" who doesn't like legal protests sends in
federal goon squads to tear gas, shoot in the head, and kidnap
people, claiming the are trying to stop graffiti.


And a Repub "president" chooses to block CDC scientists from
testifying to a congressional investigation to determine how to safely
re-open schools.

We need to defund the CDC


Right! We don't need any real scientists helping to keep people healthy
in a pandemic. Repubs NEVER want real scientists to be allowed to do
anything to protect the American public. They only want decisions to be
made by Repub. politicians to protect the profits of billionaires.