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Neil Kelly Neil Kelly is offline
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Default If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this isa great test!

On 7/18/2020 7:10 AM, Frank wrote:
On 7/17/2020 9:12 PM, Bob F wrote:
On 7/17/2020 5:56 PM, Neil Kelly wrote:


If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".



And if a Repub doesn't want an abortion, he tries to outlaw them even though they are allowed by the law and declared Constitutional.

And if a Repub wants a huge tax break, he gives all of it to billionaires.

And if a Repub doesn't like what someone is peacefully protesting for, he declares them terrorists and wants the Army to shoot them all. But if they show up and waves assault rifles in legislators faces, he cheers.

And if a Repub doesn't like who someone wants to marry, he tries to prohibit that, even though a state wants it legal.

And if a Repub doesn't like that a state wants to protect it's children by considering safety, he wants to ORDER all schools to open. (He used to say he was for state rights.)

And if a Repub doesn't like wearing a mask, he declares that no city in his dtate can require masks.


He got your ass, didn't he, f'ing bob?


Poor bob-o-crat!