Oscar_Lives wrote:

Those bidets don't work worth crap. For all the good they do,
you might as well have the water spray on your ass.

(sigh) Dude...happiness is a fresh, clean, cooter!

'course, assumin' that you really *are* the grumpy redneck
sweetheart that you portray on Usenet, I would guess it's been
years since you even *thought* of eatin' a pussy.

And you wonder why the little lady makes sure you stay current
with payin' the insurance premiums?!


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Ha'i D-suhlami
filling in for I-zheet M'drurz
(He's out front raising the gas prices again. Wooohooo!)