Yale Med School To Stop Teaching Medicine Discovered By White Males
https://babylonbee.com/news/yale-med...hing-medicine-
discovered-by-white-males

MLK Jr: 'I Have A Dream That One Day People Won't Be Judged By The Color Of
Their Skin But By Their Old Tweets'
https://babylonbee.com/news/mlk-jr-i...people-wont-be
-judged-by-the-color-of-their-skin-but-by-their-old-tweets

Progressives Admit They're Just Not Used To Killing People Who Might Fight
Back
https://babylonbee.com/news/left-adm...ed-to-killing-
people-who-might-fight-back

Breaking: Health Officials Quarantine Portland To Prevent Spread Of Communism
https://babylonbee.com/news/breaking...e-portland-to-
prevent-spread-of-communism

Greta Thunberg Plummets Down Garbage Chute While Demanding Willy Wonka End
Harmful Carbon Emissions Now
https://babylonbee.com/news/greta-th...e-chute-after-
demanding-willy-wonka-end-harmful-carbon-emissions-now

Leftists Protest New Mister Rogers Film For Controversial Message Of Being
Nice To Everyone
https://babylonbee.com/news/leftists...gers-film-for-
controversial-message-of-being-nice-to-everyone

Nation's Progressives Give Thanks That They Have So Much To Be Angry About
This Year
https://babylonbee.com/news/progress...-have-so-much-
to-complain-about-this-year

New Ultrasound Technology Can Detect Up To 50 Genders
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-pren...-to-50-genders

After Hours-Long Search Through Old Tweets And Podcasts, Activist Successfully
Offended
https://babylonbee.com/news/after-ho...ld-tweets-and-
podcasts-activist-successfully-offended

Dog Identifies As Genderfluid To Avoid Getting Neutered
https://babylonbee.com/news/dog-iden...avoid-getting-
neutered

Homeless Man Rejects Charity After Searching Through Giver's Tweet History
https://babylonbee.com/news/homeless...ter-searching-
through-givers-tweet-history

New California Law Requires Separate Restrooms For People Who Think They Are
Napoleon Bonaparte
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-law-...ms-for-people-
who-think-they-are-napoleon-bonaparte

Forgiveness Added To Database Of Racist Gestures
https://babylonbee.com/news/forgiven...acist-gestures

Radical, Far-Right Library Just Has Books, No Drag Queens
https://babylonbee.com/news/radical-...books-no-drag-
queens

Berkeley Scientists Invent Contact Lens That Automatically Blurs Out Any
Opposing Opinion
https://babylonbee.com/news/berkeley...act-lens-that-
automatically-blurs-out-any-opposing-opinion

New York Times To Run All Facts By Angry, Pitchfork-Wielding Mob Before Going
To Print
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-york...acts-by-angry-
pitchfork-wielding-mob-before-going-to-print

Woke Polar Bear Apologizes For Being White
https://babylonbee.com/news/woke-pol...or-being-white

Progressive Immediately Shouts 'White Supremacy!' At Every Image In Rorschach
Test
https://babylonbee.com/news/progress...cism-to-every-
image-in-rorschach-test

College Campus Designates 2-Inch-By-2-Inch Patch Of Concrete As Free Speech
Zone
https://babylonbee.com/news/campus-d...ncrete-as-free
-speech-zone

California Governor Clarifies That Free Healthcare Only Offered To Illegal
Immigrants Who've Made It Safely Out Of The Womb
https://babylonbee.com/news/californ...re-to-illegal-
immigrants-as-long-as-theyve-made-it-safely-out-of-the-womb