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On Saturday, 27 June 2020 20:27:11 UTC+1, Gordon Bennet wrote:
If you bought a modern smartphone you could get a Grindr account and
leave the rest of us alone.

Screwfix dating, now there's an idea.

And works well with the name if you are a yank.

Even if he's useless in bed he can fix the wobbly shelf after breakfast.