On Fri, 05 Jun 2020 21:22:54 GMT, Puckdropper
wrote:

I found a stick in my yard. How do I make it pointy?

Stick it in your eye? Hmm, I think I have something wrong here but I
can't put my finger on it...

At least this is better than the "thread died X years ago" threads.

For very large values of X it becomes entertaining.