In alt.home.repair, on Mon, 4 May 2020 11:47:35 +0100, Bod
wrote:

little girl "mummy, am I adopted"
mother "no not yet, I only put the ad in yesterday"

Actual quotes:
little girl "Mommy, how come I don't look like my sisters?"
mother "That's because you're adopted."
little girl "Oh, right, I keep forgetting."