I was in Bradford some years ago (visiting the National Science and Media Museum, so I had a legitimate reason for being in the rancid ********) and had a Scottish fiver refused in a branch of WH Smith. First **** held it up and said to second **** "do we take these?". Second **** barely glanced at it and said "no we don't".

Where do you live as a matter of interest - just so I can steer clear of the place?