On Fri, 06 Mar 2020 16:20:01 +0000, R D S wrote:

Let the door lock behind you,

Indeed. Then I installed a backup method of entry.

Put unleaded in the diesel car,

When I did that, I fitted a Fuel Angel to stop me doing it again.
Then I went to an unfamiliar garage and managed to defeat the Fuel Angel.

Trap your cock end in your pants zip,

Not done that. But the scene from Something About Mary is graven on my
memory: "We've got a bleeder!"



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