On Sun, 1 Mar 2020 10:41:43 +0000, The Natural Philosopher
wrote:

On 01/03/2020 10:04, charles wrote:
In article ,
Graham. wrote:
Hadrian, Hadrian The deep gloss paint,
For a really professional finish, use Hadrian.

"Smoke Bollard - a man's cigarette"

Does your fanny smell like stale gorilla fart? Use FEMFRESH!

I once went out with some bird who had a fanny that positively reeked
of rotten fish. I say I *once* went out with her - literally just the
once - for self-evident reasons.