On Sat, 1 Feb 2020 08:28:53 -0800, "fake vet Afro-Eyetalian Scatboi
Colon La Edmund J. Burke" wrote:

I poasted this to "Handyman Monthly" some years ago. I am repoasting
this now for yer reading pleasure.

"Hello, I have been a handyman with decades of projects to my credit. I
have lots of experience with small-scale room renovations, and my
expertise is by way of plastering walls. I have a question that
hopefully you can answer. It has always been a real problem for me.

The problem is that I can never get one of these stud finders to work
properly. The damn thing is always pointing to me.
Any help on this is greatly appreciated.

Pull the studs out of yer fat moulie asshole and the problem will go
away!

BTW finished that kitchen you started 8 months ago?