"Mike Halmarack" wrote in message
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On Sat, 25 Jan 2020 05:01:54 +1100, "Rod Speed"
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"Mike Halmarack" wrote in message
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On Thu, 23 Jan 2020 11:15:28 -0800 (PST), polygonum_on_google
wrote:

I saw this in their 23/01/2019 specials:

https://www.aldi.co.uk/workzone-tabl...99235326401400

And offer you this:

Table vice, table vice,
Every morning you grip me
Small and light
Clean and tight
You look happy to squeeze me
Acme of clutch
May you fasten and crush
Fasten and crush forever
Table vice, table vice,
Hold my work-piece forever


With sincere apologies.

My wife accused me of spending too much on DIY nick-nacks from Aldi
and Lidl,especially as I'm getting on a bit and doing less and less.
She claims this would be an IdleVise.

That's when you trade her in on a new bimbo
like D i m's daughter.

That'll be nice. As long as the new one doesn't require bigly
exertions in the pyjama department.

Its unlikely that D i m's daughter does given
that she spends her days shovelling up dead
cat corpses and chopping down big trees etc.