On Friday, 24 January 2020 10:45:05 UTC, Mike Halmarack wrote:
On Thu, 23 Jan 2020 11:15:28 -0800 (PST), polygonum_on_google
wrote:

I saw this in their 23/01/2019 specials:

https://www.aldi.co.uk/workzone-tabl...99235326401400

And offer you this:

Table vice, table vice,
Every morning you grip me
Small and light
Clean and tight
You look happy to squeeze me
Acme of clutch
May you fasten and crush
Fasten and crush forever
Table vice, table vice,
Hold my work-piece forever


With sincere apologies.

My wife accused me of spending too much on DIY nick-nacks from Aldi
and Lidl,especially as I'm getting on a bit and doing less and less.
She claims this would be an IdleVise.

Another film entirely. :-)

DOLITTLE

This is absolutely typical of a woman!
She makes one pie and goes completely mad!
Been here two minutes and she's re-planning the entire trip!
I didn't think the pie was all that wonderful!
Is there any more?