On Sun, 15 Dec 2019 10:05:00 -0600, Fox's Mercantile
wrote:

Just thought I'd throw this out before our usual asshole does his
racist version.

I'll wait for the anti-semitic version.

I think I wrote these about 20 years ago:
http://members.cruzio.com/~jeffl/poetry/stnick.htm
http://members.cruzio.com/~jeffl/poetry/irs1.htm


Hmmm... 46 versions and the meter is still in need of
repair. Maybe next year.

T'was the Day Before Christmas
by Jeff Liebermann 7/26/2015
Version 1.46

The day before Christmas,
and all through the shop,
all was in crisis,
with problems non-stop.

Nothing was working,
and I had to wait,
for Fedex arriving,
with parts that were late.

The phone was a ringing,
and drop-ins galore,
demanding their machines,
with promise of more.

The boxes were stuffed
with spyware to find,
with virus and malware,
and updates behind.

The PC's on benches,
with junk on the floor,
If I find some more room,
I'll work on some more.

But then with a beep,
a crash and a hang,
a laptop destructed,
with a tiny bang.

No lights, no power,
no fan, no clue.
a total failure,
not much I can do.

And then came a crashing,
a smash and a thud,
my office invaded,
by kids wanting blood.

My PC, my MacBook,
my printer, not done.
If I don't deliver,
There will be no fun.

No way to be ready,
I can only dream.
I have a solution.
I'll go get ice cream.



Happy Hannukah and Bah Humbug.

--
Jeff Liebermann
150 Felker St #D http://www.LearnByDestroying.com
Santa Cruz CA 95060 http://802.11junk.com
Skype: JeffLiebermann AE6KS 831-336-2558