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On 11/28/2019 9:05 AM, Frank wrote:
On 11/28/2019 7:52 AM, Bod F wrote:
On 11/27/2019 11:17 PM, Ralph Mowery wrote:

Have the size of turkeys gone down in the last 5 to 10 years ?

For about the last 5 years we have been getting smoked/bar-b-que turkeys
from several sources. Some from a restraunt and some from places that
fix them for fund raisers, like the volunteer fire departments.

Each year they seem to get smaller.Â* This year the one I picked up today
was not much larger than a good size chicken.Â*Â* The wife had to go to
the grocery store and buy another and cook it herself just so we would
have enough for 6 people.


Don't worry, the turkey still has plenty of residual growth hormones in it so you'll still gain weight.


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