On Sun, 10 Nov 2019 17:16:21 +0000, ARW
wrote:

On 10/11/2019 15:07, T i m wrote:
On Sun, 10 Nov 2019 14:53:23 +0000, ARW
wrote:

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I politely took the ****.

I know, you said, but how though (and IDGAF about 'polite')?

But can I borrow your fork?

Of course, if it helps you dig. ;-)

That's what spades are for you thick ****.

I'd like to see you dig over an allotment with a spade (you thick
tw*t).

So, how about explaining why you think you were taking the **** out of
me, when it looks to me like you were just ****ing in your own
trousers?

Cheers, T i m