On 03/11/2019 14:02, ARW wrote:
Setting fire to a mattress in your front garden slows the traffic down
better than speed bumps and 20MPH signs.


I know someone who had a massive number of soiled fecal incontinence
items to dispose of. He rung their local council who said that they
couldn't help. In the end he piled them up in a corner of his field and
dropped a couple of old doors over them. Later that summer he figured
they must have dried out so he took the doors off and got some soiled
pillows and poured paraffin into them. They absorbed quite a lot
apparently. He pushed the pillows under the incontinence products and
threw in a match. He did this at 3am. For many days the smell was the
talk of the whole district. Apparently it made people want to vomit.

Bill