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Default Pence on Mackinac

On 9/23/19 11:36 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
On Monday, September 23, 2019 at 10:34:14 AM UTC-4, Ralph Mowery wrote:
In article , says...

With all the whacko nutjob democrats crawling around in public, it's essential that Vice President Pence have a heavily armored car for cover. Get it?





He should take a heavy armored bicycle.


A closed carriage should suffice. The permanent population of
Mackinac Island is about 500.



The residents aren't the problem. It's the riff-raff tourist trash that comes over on the ferrys.



The Secret Service will have to beware of road apples as they lope
alongside the carriage, though.

Cindy Hamilton


The fudge shops pick the road apples to make Chocolate Truffles for their tourist guests.