On Wednesday, 11 September 2019 14:57:26 UTC+1, NY wrote:
LOL. The first house I ever lived in backed onto the playing fields of a
secondary school, and my mum's mum was paranoid that I'd learn some "naughty
words" from the "big boys and girls".

My mother came home to find my father had taught me the words to "wash me in the water where you washed your dirty daughter" which wasn't quite the nursery rhyme she had expected me to have learned that day.

Owain