It happens that Stagger Lee formulated :
Jack and Jill went up the hill
So Jack could lick her candy
But Jack got a shock
And a mouth full of cock
Cause Jill's real name is little Eddie

Jack Granade and Jill went up the hill so Jack could see Jills fanny
But Jack got a shock when he saw her cock €˜cause Jills a pre-op tranny
named little Eddie.