On Sat, 6 Jul 2019 18:47:40 +0100, ARW
wrote:

On 06/07/2019 18:43, wrote:
On Saturday, 6 July 2019 18:24:00 UTC+1, ARW wrote:
Lead by that ace engineer, Boris.
I don't believe he could engineer a wank.

At £2,291 per hour (average, writing for the Daily Telegraph) I expect he can pay someone to engineer a wank for him.


I hope it not a foreign prostitute that wanks him off or he may have to
DIY it in the future.

Did you hear about the two prostitutes chatting at a street corner in
Hamburg? One said to the other: 'The pound isn't worth a **** these
days'.