On 28/05/2019 16:52, charles wrote:

a moth flew into a wire dimmer at school (mid-50s) and caused a blackout on
stage. (It was the "Scottish Play"). The next line was said by the
eponimous Scotsman - "Lead me to my Lord" (in a blackout). It brought the
house down.

I think I would've been tempted to ad lib: "Anyone got a shilling for
the meter?!"