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Default Apprentice with a tape measure problem

On 17/05/2019 23:55, Archibald Tarquin Blenkinsopp Esq wrote:
On Thu, 16 May 2019 18:30:36 +0100, ARW
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A simple job. I left him in a pub car park to measure the length of two
fences for an outside socket.

30 minutes later he came into the pub (where I was fixing the CCTV and
not drinking) to tell me that his tape measure was not long enough.


What qualifications are needed for the position?

I would have thought O level standards in maths and a science subject
would be a must.


O level standards went 30 years ago.



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Adam