On Friday, May 17, 2019 at 6:30:25 PM UTC+1, ARW wrote:
On 17/05/2019 13:33, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
In article ,
ARW wrote:
A simple job. I left him in a pub car park to measure the length of two
fences for an outside socket.

30 minutes later he came into the pub (where I was fixing the CCTV and
not drinking) to tell me that his tape measure was not long enough.

Could it be he was winding you up? ;-)


If he is then he is doing a good job. The same useless ******* could not
get out of a house last week because "the door was locked". It never
occurred to him that the door (like almost every other door in the UK)
opened inwards.

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Adam

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;-)