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ARW wrote:
A simple job. I left him in a pub car park to measure the length of two
fences for an outside socket.

30 minutes later he came into the pub (where I was fixing the CCTV and
not drinking) to tell me that his tape measure was not long enough.

Could it be he was winding you up? ;-)

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*Why isn't there a special name for the back of your knee?

Dave Plowman London SW
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