On Tuesday, 23 April 2019 10:38:51 UTC+1, Rod Speed wrote:
tabbypurr wrote in message
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On Tuesday, 23 April 2019 08:06:48 UTC+1, Rod Speed wrote:
tabbypurr wrote in message
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On Tuesday, 23 April 2019 03:33:51 UTC+1, Rod Speed wrote:
"Rob Morley" wrote in message
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Does it have the power of a million candles?

Hard to say, I've never managed to light 1M candles
and have them all burning at once and with the fat
ones, they are a bit more spread out than that torch.

So just cut one candle into a million slices & light them.

Tried that, it didnt work, couldn't light them, stupid.

Sorry to hear you were too stupid to light them.

No one can light a candle sliced into a million slices, ****wit.

Of course they can, fool. It needs to be 1km long per mm of slice, so a 10km candle should work fine.
Of course everyone except you got that it was humour.


NT