Lets discuss your Anus.

Your Anus is a marvelous thing. It fills rooms with fragrant gasses, it
provides fertilizer for plants, it creates non-wooden logs that plug
toilets, and most important, it gives homosexual men a place to shove
their pud when there are no available women, or when they just cant
stand being around bitchy women.

Ahh yes, the Anus, such a wonderful thing. I often wonder why men keep
them covered, when they could show the whole world their beauty.